IF YOU HATE BILLIONAIRES, WHY ARE YOU ALL SO OBSESSED WITH SUCCESSION?
WRITERS ARE GREEDY (<— THIS SIGN WRITTEN BY CHATGPT)
TV DOESN’T EXIST WITHOUT SEVEN OLD WHITE GUYS TO SUGGEST WE LOOK FOR A BIGGER NAME TO STAR IN THE PROJECT!
DO YOU WANT NOTES ON YOUR PICKET SIGNS?
REALLY? AFTER ALL THE MINI WATER BOTTLES OUR ASSISTANTS GAVE YOU?
I DON’T KNOW, SOMETHING IN THE SHAPE OF “PLEASE DON’T DO THIS, WORDS WORDS WORDS.”
COULD WE PUSH THIS STRIKE? I HAVE A CALL.
COULD THIS MAYBE BE A ZOOM? I’M GOING ON VACATION FOR 3-5 WEEKS.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR SHARING NETFLIX PASSWORDS.
ONE OF OUR EXECS HAS ONLY ONE HOUSE. MORE HOUSES FOR EXECS NOW!
WHATEVER, WE’LL REPLACE YOU WITH ALL OF ALEC BALDWIN’S CHILDREN.
MINI ROOMS SOUND CUTE.
CAN’T WE SETTLE THIS ON THE GOLF COURSE LIKE CIVILIZED PEOPLE?
WHAT’S A STRIKE? IS IT LIKE WHEN WE GO ON VACATION FROM NOVEMBER THROUGH FEBRUARY?
DON’T MAKE US SICK THE MGM LION ON YOU!
WE’LL JUST MAKE A REALITY SHOW ABOUT PICKETING.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? GO WRITE COPY FOR AN OAT MILK BRAND?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? GHOSTWRITE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS ESSAYS FOR RICH TEENS?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? WRITE THE SASSY SIGNS OUTSIDE OF CHURCHES?
IN OUR DEFENSE, WE THOUGHT “STRIKE” WAS A NEW RESTAURANT IN MALIBU.