Art by Liz Meyer
This Mother’s Day give and get Luna Grove’s limited-edition “MOTHER/DAUGHTER BRACELET” to celebrate you and your mother’s unbreakable bond! Just one glance at your wrist will bring back memories, like the time she laughed at your makeup, or the first time you called her a “bitch.” Stay connected with Mom no matter where you go with these shiny, gold-plated umbilical cords engraved with the truth!
DAUGHTER’S Bracelet
Gold-plated 6.5” circle bangle
Engraved with any of the following
to commemorate your mother’s wisdom
“You’re not actually going to wear that.”
“You’ve had enough of those, don’t you think?”
“Keep making that face and it’s going to stick like that.”
“Your room is a pigsty.”
“Why do I have to tell you everything 100 times?”
“How dare you speak to me that way.”
“Don’t make me turn this car around.”
“I put my life on hold to raise you.”
“Believe it or not, I was hip, slick, and cool.”
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
“Daughters are really expensive.”
“Well, I hate you too!”
“You’re fine!”
“Just wait until you have children.”
“Someday I will be dead, and then how will you feel about it?”
MOTHER’S Bracelet
Gold-plated 6.5” circle bangle
Engraved with any of the following
to commemorate your daughter’s spunk
“What’s for dinner?”
“I’m bored.”
“You never let me do anything.”
“Emily’s mom lets her.”
“You were my best friend … until I actually got friends.”
“You always ruin everything.”
“You know nothing about modern fashion.”
“I cannot wait to get the fuck out of this house.”
“I didn’t ask you to be born!”
“How much sex is too much?”
“I used my tuition money to buy my boyfriend a car.”
“I hope I’m NOTHING like you.”
“Well, you were a shitty fucking example.”
“In 25 years, who do you think is going to be the one driving you to the doctor?”
“Actually, I DO blame you.”
Order soon for Mother’s Day delivery. But if not, fine. I didn’t expect to get anything from you anyway.