Taglines for The Social Network Knock-Offs

MapQuest: “You don’t get to the Baja Fresh on Fremont without making a few enemies”

Craigslist: “You don’t sell your parent’s Dinette set without making a few enemies”

Amazon.com: “You don’t buy a copy of Catcher in the Rye used for $4.75 plus shipping without making a few enemies.”

YouTube: “You don’t watch a pirated version of Iron Man 2 without making a few enemies”

Flickr: “You don’t post pictures of your family’s trip to Eugene, Oregon without making a few enemies.”