1. Seductive Pre-Order Lemon
2. Forever Merch Bag
3. Bleeding Eardrum Potpourri
4. Minty Fresh Empty Promises
5. Overly Enthused Salesman Sulfur
6. Los Angeles Citrus Unease
7. Summer Wave of Chauvinism
8. Floor-Walker Tainted Salmon with Hint of Mt. Dew
9. Veteran Journalist Soul Escape Lilac
10. Gallon O’Febreeze