JEN: OMG!! Are you done with T.G.O.W. yet??
LESLIE: No! Started today. They just packed up and got on the road. So excited!
JEN: It gets SO good! I’m so jealous you aren’t done yet!
LESLIE: I <3 the word choice in Chapter 3!
JEN: Yes! Wait till the descriptors in Ch. 7. Where r u?? I want to discuss the end ASAP!!
LESLIE: They R sleeping by the road somewhere. This is making me want to camp.
JEN: Yes!! Let’s totally go camping! Wknd of Sept. 8?
LESLIE: Can’t, wedding. The 22nd?
JEN: Can’t, wedding. Next yr?
LESLIE: Yes! Totally let’s go camping next yr!
JEN: OMG, are they ever getting to California?!
LESLIE: Not telling. Don’t read any 9th grade English papers—full of spoilers!
JEN: Thx I won’t! I bet Tom looks like a young Tom Selleck.
LESLIE: I thought Tom Selleck too b/c he’s named Tom.
JEN: WTF kind of name is Rose of Sharon btw?
LESLIE: LOL. U know so many girls born this year will be named Rosasharn.
JEN: Totally. Moms will—HOLY SHIT SHE BREASTFED A GROWN MAN!
LESLIE: YES!!! OMG I was dying!
JEN: No wonder #mothersmilk was trending on Twitter.
LESLIE: YES! GROSS, RIGHT?!!!
JEN: TOTALLY!… wud U?
LESLIE: Yeah prolly.
JEN: Me 2… When does T.G.O.W. 2 come out?
LESLIE: Nvr. Steinbeck is dead.
JEN: Damn. Guess I’ll start The Wire.