JEN: OMG!! Are you done with T.G.O.W. yet??

LESLIE: No! Started today. They just packed up and got on the road. So excited!

JEN: It gets SO good! I’m so jealous you aren’t done yet!

LESLIE: I <3 the word choice in Chapter 3!

JEN: Yes! Wait till the descriptors in Ch. 7. Where r u?? I want to discuss the end ASAP!!

LESLIE: They R sleeping by the road somewhere. This is making me want to camp.

JEN: Yes!! Let’s totally go camping! Wknd of Sept. 8?

LESLIE: Can’t, wedding. The 22nd?

JEN: Can’t, wedding. Next yr?

LESLIE: Yes! Totally let’s go camping next yr!

JEN: OMG, are they ever getting to California?!

LESLIE: Not telling. Don’t read any 9th grade English papers—full of spoilers!

JEN: Thx I won’t! I bet Tom looks like a young Tom Selleck.

LESLIE: I thought Tom Selleck too b/c he’s named Tom.

JEN: WTF kind of name is Rose of Sharon btw?

LESLIE: LOL. U know so many girls born this year will be named Rosasharn.

JEN: Totally. Moms will—HOLY SHIT SHE BREASTFED A GROWN MAN!

LESLIE: YES!!! OMG I was dying!

JEN: No wonder #mothersmilk was trending on Twitter.

LESLIE: YES! GROSS, RIGHT?!!!

JEN: TOTALLY!… wud U?

LESLIE: Yeah prolly.

JEN: Me 2… When does T.G.O.W. 2 come out?

LESLIE: Nvr. Steinbeck is dead.

JEN: Damn. Guess I’ll start The Wire.