1.

Hercules: Slew the Nemean Lion.
Millennial Hercules: Cured his cat allergies using essential oils.

2.

Hercules: Slew the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
Millennial Hercules: Kept nine Tinder chats going at once.

3.

Hercules: Captured the Golden Hind of Artemis.
Millennial Hercules: Captured the golden HBO password of his parents.

4.

Hercules: Captured the Erymanthian Boar.
Millennial Hercules: Discovered the best vegan barbecue joint in the city.

5.

Hercules: Cleaned the Augean stables in a single day.
Millennial Hercules: Set a custom Roomba schedule.

6.

Hercules: Slew the Stymphalian Birds.
Millennial Hercules: Quit Twitter.

7.

Hercules: Captured the Cretan Bull.
Millennial Hercules: Invented a craft cocktail containing Red Bull.

8.

Hercules: Stole the Mares of Diomedes.
Millennial Hercules: Founded a bike share with his college roommate.

9.

Hercules: Obtained the belt of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
Millennial Hercules: Spent six hours reading customer reviews of a belt on Amazon.

10.

Hercules: Obtained the cattle of the monster Geryon.
Millennial Hercules: Signed at least twenty petitions to end factory farming.

11.

Hercules: Stole the apples of the Hesperides.
Millennial Hercules: Used his whole organic produce subscription box before it spoiled.

12.

Hercules: Captured and brought back Cerberus.
Millennial Hercules: Reached 60K Instagram followers for his rescue pit bull, @Cerberus.