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For Girls

Ascii
Bellyband
Collate
Em-Dash
Ligature
Lorem
Margin
Moiré
Opacity
Patina
Vellum

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For Boys

Ascender
Baskerville
Bézier
Crop
Gif
Ipsum
Kern
Pica
Serif
Vector
Wacom
Zapf

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