“What fabulous costumes. Um, have you seen Steve’s calculator?”

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“I don’t have anything to say.” (Helicopter sound effect.) “Do you have six bucks and I’ll pay you back tonight?”

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(Woman laughing.) “I told Chris he could stay here but I was really drunk at the time. I have to work doubles all week… I’m closing.”

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(Baby crying. Cash register Ringing.) “Put that back if you borrow it, Craig. I always have to go downstairs to get it.”

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(Man screams in the distance. Sirens.) “Honey, I think Steve’s calculator is on the shelf by the stairs. Or maybe look in that little basket where the bills are.”

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(Thunder and the sound of party laughter, glasses and silverware) “It’s been weird with her lately. But dude, seriously… can you spot me that six bucks?”

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(Dial tone and then ringing. An operator interrupts the line.) “I can’t believe I keep sleeping with Chris. We broke up a year ago. And now he’s going to stay with us. I’m an idiot. Wait a sec. Hello? Hello? I guess he hung up.”

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(Airplane flying by as guitar tunes up.) “Last night when we went to pizza I only had one piece and I kicked in ten bucks. That’s why I hate going out with those guys. How many pieces did you have? Well, ask yourself who didn’t put money in? Right. That’s how it always is with them.”