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Aaron Starmer
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August 1, 2007Alternate Punch Lines For The Final Panels Of Selected Beetle Bailey Cartoons
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July 11, 2005Unhelpful Clues Given by Jan-Michael Vincent During an October 1983 Taping of The New $25,000 Pyramid Where the Category to Be Guessed Was “Things You Do at a Party”
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May 11, 2005Comments Overheard at a Brainstorming Meeting Between Ted Nugent and the Editors of Gourmet Magazine Where They Were Discussing the Upcoming Book Gourmet Magazine’s Vegan Cooking With Ted Nugent
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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