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Alan Katz

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Alan Katz

Alan Katz is a librarian for the largest museum in the United States. He produces The Tarot Reading, the life-changing interactive variety show. He also writes criticism for DC Theatre Scene. He’s happy to cook you brunch as long as you don’t mind the baby, the pit bull, or the mathematician.