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Articles by
Alice Lahoda
Alice Lahoda is a writer, comic creator, and occasional shitposter living in Boston. She would happily break her vegetarianism to eat the rich.
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February 16, 2022A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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September 29, 2021GUESS WHO?: Aches and Pains of an Aging Body Edition
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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August 18, 2021An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes