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Alice Lahoda
Alice Lahoda is a writer, comic creator, and occasional shitposter living in Boston. She would happily break her vegetarianism to eat the rich.
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February 16, 2022A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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September 29, 2021GUESS WHO?: Aches and Pains of an Aging Body Edition
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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August 18, 2021An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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