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Amanda Lehr
Amanda walked out of the ocean three months ago. She’s currently trying her best.
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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October 25, 2024If Horror Movies Reflected Your Actual Fears
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August 14, 2024Essays for The Cut’s Animal Ethics Issue Based on Famous Works of Fiction
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August 1, 2024I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t for These DEI Hires
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June 12, 2024An Open Letter to Martha-Ann Alito About Her New Pride Flag
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March 15, 2024Famous Works of Irish Literature as Limericks
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January 19, 2024I’m Edgar Allan Poe’s Landlord, and He Will Not Be Getting His Security Deposit Back
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas