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Bart King
Bart King is one of America’s Top 100 Barts. He writes funny and educational books like The Drake Equation (Disney Hyperion) and The Pocket Guide to Spy Stuff (Gibbs Smith). Most impressively, Bart even has his own website.
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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