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May 19, 2015Should You Tweet That? A Brief Questionnaire
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January 31, 2014The Super Bowl: 5 Years From Now
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January 10, 2014The Perfect Boy Band
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October 17, 2013[Best Case Scenario] Yahoo! Answer Results
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July 25, 2013Free Human Bruce Springsteen Concert
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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