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Caroline Horwitz

Caroline Horwitz writes from Pittsburgh, where she lives with her husband and kids. You can find more of her work in The Belladonna, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, Frazzled, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Functionally Dead, and other humor publications.

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