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Articles by

Cassie Soliday

Cassie Soliday is a writer and cartoonist, currently working in the animation industry. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @cassiesoliday.

April 28, 2021

Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch?

by Cassie Soliday

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I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
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by Amanda Lehr
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