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Articles by
Charles Ullmann
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December 7, 2011So You Want to Impress Important People?
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January 13, 20043 People I Was Surprised to Find Mentioned in a Review of J. Papastavridis’ “Analytical Mechanics: A Comprehensive Treatise on the Dynamics of Constrained Systems; for Engineers, Physicists and Mathematicians” in the Bulletin of the American Mathematics
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December 1, 2003Eight Strategies for Modern Living
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December 21, 2002Track List of an Air Supply Greatest Hits Compilation in an Alternate Universe Where the Concept of “Love” Is Expressed by the Words Partially Hydrogenated Corn Syrup
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes