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Articles by
Chris S. Burns
Chris S. Burns is a fiction and science fiction author and a librarian and lives in San Francisco. You can find him at chris-s-burns.com.
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August 30, 2022I’ll Drink this Pumpkin Spice Latte Before Labor Day, But Only Because Demons Are Making Me
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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September 22, 2020Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
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