The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Dan Wilbur
Dan Wilbur is a comedian whose writing has appeared on College Humor, Someecards, and the Onion News Network. He is the creator of Better Book Titles, and the author of two humor books, How Not to Read and Never Flirt with Puppy Killers.
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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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June 8, 2017Walkthrough for Zelda: Breath of the Wild for 30-Somethings
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March 1, 2017Reasons I Was Called “Gay” from 1995-2005
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October 15, 2009Bob Dylan GPS Voice Quotes
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign