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David Ng
David Ng is a geneticist and science education academic at the University of British Columbia. He knows lots about DNA, science art interconnections, and Chewbacca. For more information about his research and science communication activities, please visit This is How I Talk About Science.
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February 6, 2017The First Law of Thermodynamics Has Had Enough of Your Shit
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July 30, 2014Actual Unicorn Related Articles Found in Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals
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June 26, 2014A Few Words from the Scientist Who Invented Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet
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February 5, 2014Congratulations! Your Ineffectual Genetic Test Results Have Arrived!
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August 14, 2013The New Scientific Method
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February 12, 2009Ways Charles Darwin Could Jump the Shark
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June 5, 2008None of My Science Piñatas Are Appropriate for Children
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June 29, 2007The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences No. 4
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April 11, 2007Words I See When I Read the Phrase “Intelligent Design” While Squinting
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September 10, 2006The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences
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August 26, 2005Chapter Titles From My Creationist Textbook
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June 15, 2005An Open Letter to the Human Resources Department of the Superfriends
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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