The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump is a real estate tycoon, beauty pageant producer, reality TV show star, steak salesman, and convicted felon. He was also the 45th President of the United States.
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
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February 1, 2017My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland