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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump is a real estate tycoon, beauty pageant producer, reality TV show star, steak salesman, and convicted felon. He was also the 45th President of the United States.
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
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February 1, 2017My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes