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Elizabeth Green
Elizabeth lives and writes in Philadelphia. Recent achievements include winning quizzo and finishing a puzzle. Her website: www.elizabethgreenwriter.com
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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January 3, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Boxing Gym Key Card
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November 1, 2017Signs You Are Your Parents’ Least Favorite Child
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November 9, 2016Truthful Job Requirements for the Front Desk Associate Position
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