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Ella Gale
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January 6, 2022If This Post is Not Allowed, Mods, Please Take My Firstborn Child
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July 7, 2021Our Distraction-Free Writing Device Will Revolutionize Your Work Process
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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November 5, 2020How to Shower Standing Up in 2020
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September 20, 2019Trump Shows Off His Own Circle of Hell
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January 4, 2019We’d Love to Hire a Woman, But None Applied
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance