The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Emily Knapp
Emily Knapp is a writer and comedian based in Denver. They’re originally from Chicago, but fled west because they really like seeing the sun in February. Their writing has been featured in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and other places on the internet. You can follow their writing at emilyknappwriter.com. They can be found in the mountains.
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March 17, 2025A Day in the Life of a Nonbinary Person, as Imagined by MAGA Republicans
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March 4, 2024FAQ’s About Our Extremely Confusing and Unhelpful Sizing Guide
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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March 8, 2023Honest Haikus for Women
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April 29, 2022Honest Office Haiku
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January 21, 2021A Day in the Life of a Female Lead in a Dystopian Novel
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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