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Etan Bednarsh
Etan Bednarsh is a writer who lives in New York. His work has appeared in The Huffington Post and Mediaite. He has performed at The Upright Citizen’s Brigade and The Moth and written ads for Dove, Pepsi, and Chase Bank. The New York Times once referred to him in print as a “particularly frustrated Mets fan." A more accurate thing has never been written.
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