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Fiona Taylor
Fiona Taylor writes comedy, satire, and fiction. She has been published in Shouts & Murmurs in The New Yorker, as well as outlets like Robot Butt and The Establishment. She is a co-founder and co-editor of the female-driven comedy site, The Belladonna. Fiona’s first book, New Erotica for Feminists based off the McSweeney’s piece of the same name, comes out in November 2018.
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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August 31, 2020Love, American Style: “Boston Marriage” and Beyond
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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November 19, 2019What I Accomplished In the Last Decade: Classic Literary Characters Edition
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July 19, 2019Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do
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January 7, 2019This Workplace Is a Family Now, Dammit
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October 2, 2018A Clockwork Orange: Bethesda Edition
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June 19, 2018At Last, Gender-Flipped Movies for Him
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February 6, 2018New Erotica for Feminists
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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