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Articles by
Graham Techler
Graham Techler is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He contributes to The New Yorker, performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and writes plays for Less Than Rent.
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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April 16, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Little Metal Thing
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November 29, 2018Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
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August 10, 2018Mom, Dad: I’m a New Media Content Creator
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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November 14, 2024I’m Putting Together a Team. The Worst Fucking Team of All Time
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women