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Articles by
Graham Techler
Graham Techler is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He contributes to The New Yorker, performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and writes plays for Less Than Rent.
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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April 16, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Little Metal Thing
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November 29, 2018Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
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August 10, 2018Mom, Dad: I’m a New Media Content Creator
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally
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February 20, 2025Our Son Lionel’s Back at School