The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Irving Ruan
Irving Ruan is a writer and comedian living in the San Francisco Bay Area. He likes macaroons.
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March 14, 2019Julius Caesar’s Assassination: The All-Hands Meeting
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December 10, 2018An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice
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November 14, 2018Google Translate for My Asian Parents
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April 2, 2018The Kombucha Manifesto
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January 10, 2018Existential Out of Office Replies
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November 28, 2017Sometimes, I Just Want to Get Away From It All And Finally Write That Memoir About My White Privilege
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November 14, 2017Everything You Know About Me, the Asian Character You’re Not Falling In Love With In a Hollywood-Produced Romantic Film/TV Show
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September 7, 2017Nietzsche’s Google Search History
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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May 5, 2017Famous Authors’ Tinder Openers
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking