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Articles by
Jake Kennedy
Jake Kennedy is the author of three collections of poetry: The Lateral (Snare Books), Apollinaire’s Speech to the War Medic (BookThug), and Merz Structure No. 2 Burnt by Children at Play (BookThug). His most recent book — published by OPR Books out of NYU — is entitled Made Line Sing and it’s an entirely made-up biography of NYC poet-architect Madeline Gins.
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October 15, 2021Scooby-Doo Refuses to Get the Rabies Vaccine
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August 3, 2018My Name is Dave and I Am the Author of Beowulf and I Would Like to Apologize to the Goodreads Community
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June 4, 2018Rilke Dangerfield
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November 21, 2017Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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February 14, 2005Sestina: Bushestina
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires