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Jeff Johnson
Jeff Johnson was one of the “Troubled Americans” in the Created in Darkness By Troubled Americans anthology. He is going through a second puberty.
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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January 15, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Not-So-Special Edition: NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round, 2015-2016 Season
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July 24, 2014Notes on Your Banner Ad Copy for Medicated Wipes
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June 19, 2014Wayne Warren’s Border Security and Drone Building Camp
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May 22, 2014The Future According to the Digital Prophet of Recipes.com
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February 10, 2014Mike Francesa Talks Fashion Week
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July 18, 2013Declarative Doobie Brothers’ Lyric or Instructional Line from a First Draft of a 1950s Hygiene Manual Written By an Angry Person Who Got Fired?
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June 20, 2013Additional Questions Rep. Louie Gohmert Should Ask During Congressional Hearings
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June 4, 2013Don Johnson’s Kickstarter Appeal for the Video of His 1986 Hit “Heartbeat.”
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