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Jennie Egerdie
Jennie Egerdie is a writer, performer, and good buddy living in Brooklyn. She is the assistant editor of Funny Women, a literary, feminist humor column on The Rumpus. Jennie’s first book, Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best, came out in October 2021. For more humor and stories, visit www.jennie.fun.
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November 7, 2024The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Was Elected President Two Goddamn Times
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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May 7, 2024“In Which Eeyore Goes to Therapy”: An Excerpt from Jennie Egerdie’s New Book, Oh, Bother
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September 27, 2023The Geriatric Pregnancy Hero’s Journey
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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December 23, 2021Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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October 5, 2021Excerpts from Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead