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Jennie Egerdie
Jennie Egerdie is a writer, performer, and good buddy living in Brooklyn. She is the assistant editor of Funny Women, a literary, feminist humor column on The Rumpus. Jennie’s first book, Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best, came out in October 2021. For more humor and stories, visit www.jennie.fun.
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November 7, 2024The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Was Elected President Two Goddamn Times
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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May 7, 2024“In Which Eeyore Goes to Therapy”: An Excerpt from Jennie Egerdie’s New Book, Oh, Bother
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September 27, 2023The Geriatric Pregnancy Hero’s Journey
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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December 23, 2021Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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October 5, 2021Excerpts from Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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