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Articles by
John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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October 18, 2024BuzzFeed Quizzes If Everyone Who Wrote BuzzFeed Quizzes Was Depressed
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August 12, 2024NFL Players Look Ahead to the Upcoming Fantasy Football Season
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November 29, 2023A Letter to Mayor Grace Slick About the Problems in Her City
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November 22, 2022A Letter to Nancy Sinatra from Her Boots That Were Made for Walking
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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June 17, 2022Recipes from the Cookbook of the Dad Who’s a Little Too Attached to His College Years
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 8, 2021A Letter to Charles Schulz from Patty, Not Peppermint Patty, the Original Patty
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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June 19, 2020I Am the Dad Who Installed Lava in the Rumpus Room Floor
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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January 15, 2020The Loudest Smurf I Ever Smurfed: An Oral History of the Smurfs’ Final Confrontation With Gargamel
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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