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Articles by
Joyce Millman
Joyce Millman is a TV, music, and humor writer whose credits include The Village Voice, Salon, The Boston Phoenix, The New York Times, The San Francisco Examiner, and The Belladonna. She lives on the San Francisco Peninsula.
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June 5, 2018I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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May 19, 2017Dream Vacations for People Who Can’t Take Another Day of This Trump Nightmare
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 20, 2015Adele Dials the Wrong Number
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September 18, 2015Finally an HMO That Fits Your Lifestyle, Budget, and Deep-Rooted Mistrust of Doctors
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July 24, 2015Workplace Features of a Super-Fun Tech Start-Up, and Also Pee-wee’s Playhouse
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March 6, 2015A Field Guide to Women of North America, According to the Lyrics of Rock Songs Written by Men
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner