An oversized comfy chair that feels like a hug
A hidden room
A secret word
A red-upholstered booth salvaged from a bankrupt diner, repurposed as a post-modernist front door
A picture phone
Bunk beds
A magic video screen that is your friend
A hunky Latino fitness teacher who might give you a massage if you say the secret word
A refrigerator full of eccentric food
That one obnoxious sales guy everybody avoids
A teepee
Hipster musicians jamming in front of an exposed brick wall
A museum-quality display case featuring cool old toys that you can’t play with because they belong to the CEO, la la la la la
A weekly animation festival curated by a self-important and obviously delusional local cineaste
An ironic robot
A genie who will grant your every wish (as long as he’s receiving an acceptable return on his investment)
Tequila