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Jude Flannelly
Jude Flannelly is a writer and actor whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, Current Affairs, and Points in Case. He once worked for Margaritaville’s cruise line and Jimmy Buffett called him a “funny little fella.” He lives in Queens.
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