McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Articles by
Kathleen O’Mara
Kathleen O’Mara is a New York-based writer and comedian. She is a taste maker. Please validate her.
-
May 28, 2024God’s Slack Channel for #Revelation
-
July 8, 2021My Typical Day on Unemployment
-
February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
-
February 7, 2020Coming Soon From the Hamilton Cinematic Universe
-
January 6, 2020Scenes From an Agnostic Children’s Fantasy Novel
-
November 22, 2019God Updates Mankind on Their Pronouns
-
September 20, 2019Signs Your Mom Is Being Radicalized by Downton Abbey
-
March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
-
February 8, 2019Fashion Announces the Existence of Plus-Size Women
-
November 28, 2018The Lady Hero’s Journey
Trending 🔥
-
October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
-
October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
-
September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
Recently
-
November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
-
November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
-
November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
-
November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen