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Kevin Guilfoile
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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August 8, 2022Beyond “American Pie”: Interpreting Symbolism and Allegory in the Twentieth Century’s Greatest Pop Songs: “Brandy” by Looking Glass
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May 22, 2018Jordan Peterson’s Now That’s What I Call Music!
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June 19, 2003Done in Pen, Again: More Poems by New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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February 4, 2002Cat-Hating, Tobacco-Smoking Anarchists Need Not Apply: Housing Requests and Offers for Anti-World Economic Forum Demonstrators
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December 10, 2001Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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May 10, 2001Norse Legends Reference Pages.
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February 22, 2001Art Test
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January 12, 2001Beyond “American Pie”: Interpreting Symbolism and Allegory in the Other Songs of Don McLean
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October 19, 2000VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone
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October 12, 2000Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First in a Series of Fictional Anecdotes and Stories Featuring Abbott and Costello
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner