VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone

1. “Ballpeen” – Ass Ponys
2. “Parade of the Horribles” – Circle Jerks
3. “Sing Fat Lady Sing” – Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
4. “No Dope No Cigarettes” – Ass Ponys
5. “Shoe Money” – Ass Ponys
6. “Suck My Left One” – Bikini Kill
7. “Lookin at the Devil” – Bitch Magnet
8. “Little Bastard” – Ass Ponys
9. “Attack Ships On Fire” – Revolting Cocks
10. “Melissa” – Allman Brothers Band