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Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney is a writer living in a small town touted as “barely a suburb of Boston.” She started writing comedy so her daughter will grow up knowing women are funny. Her daughter is thus far unimpressed.
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June 5, 2024Letters to Moms: Letter to the Virgin Mary
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May 10, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Mallory Pike’s Mom
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April 19, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Alison in Knocked Up
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April 2, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Daenerys Targaryen
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March 15, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Marmee March
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February 28, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Regina George’s Mom
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February 9, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Lorelai Gilmore
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January 25, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Marge Simpson
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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January 24, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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