McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

Articles by

Matt Frierdich

Matt Frierdich is a writer, comedian, and award-winning creative director in advertising. Check out his work and his writing here and be sure to send him a bunch of spam emails