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Maura Quint
Maura Quint is a writer whose work has appeared in publications including the New Yorker, The Onion, and Paste. She baked a cake once. It was pretty good.
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October 2, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Midwest Niceties
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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June 28, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Finally Snuffed Out Our Democracy
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January 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Websites
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December 7, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators
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November 9, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the War Mongering
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost
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August 24, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Hand Raising
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 8, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Eye and the Fly
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September 30, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Broke Us
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