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Melissa Pelletier

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Melissa Pelletier lives in the suburbs of Long Island and she will be the first one to tell you, the suburbs are full of weird dogs. Dogs are weird. It’s all weird. But mostly her dog is the reason it’s weird.

December 14, 2020

The Haunting of White House

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Positive Affirmations from the Main Character in a Victorian Gothic Novel

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Guilt-Riddled Algebra

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Ivanka Trump’s Mastering the Art of the Drop In

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