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Melissa Pelletier
Melissa Pelletier lives in the suburbs of Long Island and she will be the first one to tell you, the suburbs are full of weird dogs. Dogs are weird. It’s all weird. But mostly her dog is the reason it’s weird.
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December 14, 2020The Haunting of White House
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November 12, 2019Positive Affirmations from the Main Character in a Victorian Gothic Novel
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November 17, 2017Guilt-Riddled Algebra
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September 7, 2017Ivanka Trump’s Mastering the Art of the Drop In
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June 29, 2017Melania Trump’s Tips for Combatting Cyberbullying
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June 13, 2017Tales From the Female Gaze
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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