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Articles by
Melissa Pelletier
Melissa Pelletier lives in the suburbs of Long Island and she will be the first one to tell you, the suburbs are full of weird dogs. Dogs are weird. It’s all weird. But mostly her dog is the reason it’s weird.
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December 14, 2020The Haunting of White House
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November 12, 2019Positive Affirmations from the Main Character in a Victorian Gothic Novel
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November 17, 2017Guilt-Riddled Algebra
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September 7, 2017Ivanka Trump’s Mastering the Art of the Drop In
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June 29, 2017Melania Trump’s Tips for Combatting Cyberbullying
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June 13, 2017Tales From the Female Gaze
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