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Omar L. Gallaga
Omar L. Gallaga is a technology culture writer, formerly of the Austin American-Statesman, but he’s not interested in fixing your printer. He’s written for Rolling Stone, CNN, The Wall Street Journal, Television Without Pity, and NPR, where he was a blogger and on-air tech correspondent for “All Things Considered.” He’s a founding member of Austin’s Latino Comedy Project, which recently concluded a two-year run of its original sketch-comedy show, “Gentrifucked.”
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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April 16, 2019If Women Completed Work Based on Their Percentage of Wages Compared to Men
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October 22, 2018How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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