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Patricia Lawler Kenet

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Patricia Lawler Kenet

Patricia Lawler Kenet is a NYC-based writer whose work has appeared in Bookslut.com, Mutha.com and Salon. She was bestowed with the “General Excellence” award in 6th grade and has been putting for her best efforts since then. You can see more of her writing at patricialawlerkenet.com.