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Patrick French

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Patrick French is a writer and advertising creative. To learn more about his professional life, visit his website.

June 2, 2022

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by Patrick French
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June 24, 2020

If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw

by Patrick French

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