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Patrick French

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Patrick French is a writer and advertising creative. To learn more about his professional life, visit his website.

June 2, 2022

Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours

by Patrick French
November 17, 2021

Fuck You, I’m on a Bike

by Patrick French
June 24, 2020

If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw

by Patrick French

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
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March 25, 2025

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