The Believer Magazine
Articles by
R.J. Happel
R.J. Happel is a freelance writer from Jonesborough, Tennessee. In her spare time, she enjoys painting, bluegrass, and eating baked ziti. God called her but she let him go to voicemail. Y’all means “all.”
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August 8, 2019Reviews of New Food: Alligator Meat and Fried Kool-Aid
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March 14, 2018Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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October 19, 2017Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
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April 28, 2017Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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February 17, 201713 Ways to Survive the Repeal of the Affordable Care Act Using River Gods and the Occult
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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