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Articles by
Robert F. Krueger
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March 14, 2003Frank, Who Works at Anthony’s Barbershop, Located at 161 E. 23rd St., New York
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November 16, 2002Anthony Majette, Who Works at Diamond Cuts, Located at 612 Eighth Avenue, New York, Part II
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November 14, 2002Anthony Majette, Who Works at Diamond Cuts, Located at 612 Eighth Avenue, New York, Part I
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April 16, 2002Joe, Who Works at the Barbershop at the Port Authority Barbershop Bus Terminal
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056