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Sam Woods
Sam Woods is a writer, actor, and peanut butter cup enthusiast living in Los Angeles. Check out more of his work with his writing partner, Jenny Wise, at wiseandwoods.com.
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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July 21, 2023Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Oliphaunts”
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June 10, 2022We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands
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May 5, 2022I Am Your Marxist Hamster, and You, Land-Owning Pig, Are the Bourgeoisie
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway’s “The Killers,” Featuring The Killers
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June 16, 2021James Joyce’s The Hobbit
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