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Sara K. Runnels
Sara Katherine Runnels is a writer and recovering New Yorker living in Seattle, WA. Her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, one Yelp review, several spec scripts her mom thinks are GREAT and The New Yorker. (She’s also a seasoned copywriter and Beyoncé’s best friend.).)
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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May 1, 2023We’re Getting Divorced. Please Like and Share This Post
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January 13, 2022FAQ for Omicron’s Emergency Spring Rush
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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March 17, 2020Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic
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