The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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October 28, 2024Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious
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July 10, 2024The Secret of Ancestor Fields Farm Is Our Land. Also, Our Polygamy
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May 19, 2022I Regret to Inform You That I Can Get Pregnant with My Legs Closed
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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May 10, 2019Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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November 2, 2018DIY Fall Centerpieces to Own the Patriarchy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner